I asked my friends to describe me and they say I'm inspirational, highly-opinionated, a good listener, honest, temperamental, involved, insecure, friend-oriented and loving. You decide what I am
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I just want you to admit that you miss me too
I try to be nice by helping out and loaning my sister money when she needs it. But I never understand it when you don’t pay me back when you say you will, but then have the audacity to get upset when I ask for my money back. It was not a grant, it was a damn loan. Gimme my shit back and stop making me regret the fact that I was nice or I’ll never loan you a damn thing again you broke broad.
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
“Name a traffic sign that best describes your love life.”
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LOL at Steve Harvey’s face
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This is true until the relationship is fraught with problems and arguments.
The nonchalant ability to shut mf’ers up with sarcasm when they get out of pocket is a grandiose skill.
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It is so hard to recoup after statuses like that ^^
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The quicker we disseminate quotes like this, the quicker we become a better nation.
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